Buzz AKA Satan

Well it turns out that black cats are what they say they are!!

What a cute little kitten you are always wanting attention never could be left alone and if you were well then you were pissed. Let me list his criminal activity and warrants against this little guy.

Criminal Acts
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1. Causing older cat troubles. Making owner provide a separate room for the older cat during the day because would not allow older cat to use the facilities when needed.

Sources say: that whenever older cat had to do its business, Satan would attack making older cat do its business all over the apartment.

2. After moving older cat to its own room when owners were not home Satan decided it would be fun to dig out the entire litter box daily and leaving it all over the floor.

Sources say: We saw Satan building castles all over the apartment.

3. Castle building was not enough for Satan as he successfully succeed in pulling down drapery and blinds during the day.

Sources say: we saw Satan peeking his head out through the windows with the drapes hanging from his mouth.

4. Satan had everything he had his castles that he built and now all the natural light he needed but the attention was not enough for him. Satan was charged with knocking 3 $75-$100 Disney snow globes from heights above 6'-0"

Sources say: We saw him climbing up the drapes (yes they were open) to get on top of the entertainment center, winding up the globes, doing a little kitty dance, when song was over would push the globe off the edge to its death making room for more Michael Jackson moves. Another source says: The cat was doing the moon walk on its back legs.

5. Arson, setting apartment on fire while owners and child were asleep.

Sources say: While sleeping could not breathe and noticed a flashing light coming from the kitchen. While approaching the kitchen holding his breathe noticed flames touching the ceiling coming from the stove. After putting out the fire and investigating the situation. The story on folded. Cat turned on old style electric stove jumped on top of the refrigerator and knocked the disposable camera on top of the burner that Satan turned on.

Satan has been taken to a home, yes a mental home where he is being observed on a daily basis by the animal society.