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Friday, September 28, 2007

All In Plays Week no.4

Oakland +4 @ Miami

Well you beat Cleveland and you become a favorite or is Miami really this bad? Miami is this bad how can Ronnie Brown have the day he had and they loose?

Miami –vs- Culpepper, Culpepper –vs- Miami ooooooo no drama? Nah Miami never wanted Culpepper to play for them. Bwhahahaha Trent Green is now starting for the phins and no sign of a backup QB yet? How many catches does the punt returner have……..

This one is going to be a boring one but I see Oakland taking this one from Miami


Houston -3 @ Atlanta
Wow has Houston improved and Atlanta has got really bad. Did you know last week Denagelo Hall shaved I am a moron in his head and then got flagged for 67 yards on one opposing teams drive? Are you kidding me that’s more coverage then Britney spears waste band.

Houston has been looking a lot better but the injuries lining up with Ahman and AJ I think the Falcons have a chance to loose this game. Yeah I really think ATL can go defeated for the season.

Take Houston minus the points.


Baltimore -4.5 @ Cleveland

Joe Montana aka Derrick Anderson did not show up last week in Oakland but will he show up this week against the Ravens? I think so if Winslow was healthy and a guaranteed play I take the Browns in a possible straight up win. Without K2 I really need to take the points.

Oh stop yelling at me the Browns will be prepared for the run this week and Boller/Mcnair can only be so good. But but but Miek what about the ravens defense? What about it they are missing some pieces and I think DA will be able to throw.

Take the Browns and the Points


Chicago -3 @ Detroit

Hmmm a very interesting game here. Um Rexy is on the bench a starting QB gone bad being replaced by the golden boy. Ok lets not get out of control here its Brian Griese. Can Benson run? I really thought he could and just not seeing enough yet.

How about another shocker (no not that shocker fletch) Detroit Wins just because I do not think they can cover the pass well enough.

Green Bay -2 @ Minnesota


Hello why are the Packer only favored by 2 I mean they now have the leading errr tied TD completion guy in the league the spread should be at least 16? Note to lines makes you loose a lot of money last week??? Lol

This could end up being the best game of the week. Minnesota Wins this one though. Favre loves the domes



St.Louis +13.5 @ Dallas

Oh my SJ must not have got his mail….. Bulger is hurt…….

Take Dallas all the way.



NY Jets -3.5 @ Buffalo

Will there be a game this season when the Bills are favored? Yeah probably not but what sucks even worse is all the guys looking for experience on this team are out for the year. Sad stuff going on in Buffalo this year but it looks like Everett is going to be alright.

Marshawn Lynch is good and the Jets win in a divisional non shoot out.

Tampa Bay +3 @ Carolina


It does not matter who starts this game for the Panthers they will win. TB I did not think they could win 2 in a row all year enough is enough. They are going down this week like the titanic.

Carolina wins give the points



Seattle -2 @ SF

Is SF good or are they bad? Well at least they used Vernon Davis til he got injured. Way to use your talents there coach.

Seattle rolls up SF by 12.


Pittsburgh +6 @ Arizona

Ugh trapper game right here. I really do not like this game at all and I think it will be a really close game. Should be a good game higher scoring and I see the steelers pulling it out at the end but will not cover the spread.


Kansas City +12 @ San Diego

If LT does not show up for this game cut him now…. Ok do not do that but he should put up 100 yards and get in the zone 2-3 times. Right back to form in this one because I am playing against him in 2 leagues.

SD runs this one through the roof.

Denver +9.5 @ Indy


Sorry but Indy is really good and Cutler has not stepped up to the plate enough to win the big games. The only way Denver gets this one is if Indy Is not up for the game.

Indy wins by 14


Philly -2.5 @ NY Giants

What Mcnabb sucks? The only game I saw was last weeks and he looked pretty damn good. Maybe I am wrong though? Well judging by week 1 & 2 no one expected Mcnabb to light up the score board. I think he is comfortable now and is going to continue to roll and keep winning.

Philly wins by 7

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Buzz AKA Satan

Well it turns out that black cats are what they say they are!!

What a cute little kitten you are always wanting attention never could be left alone and if you were well then you were pissed. Let me list his criminal activity and warrants against this little guy.

Criminal Acts
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1. Causing older cat troubles. Making owner provide a separate room for the older cat during the day because would not allow older cat to use the facilities when needed.

Sources say: that whenever older cat had to do its business, Satan would attack making older cat do its business all over the apartment.

2. After moving older cat to its own room when owners were not home Satan decided it would be fun to dig out the entire litter box daily and leaving it all over the floor.

Sources say: We saw Satan building castles all over the apartment.

3. Castle building was not enough for Satan as he successfully succeed in pulling down drapery and blinds during the day.

Sources say: we saw Satan peeking his head out through the windows with the drapes hanging from his mouth.

4. Satan had everything he had his castles that he built and now all the natural light he needed but the attention was not enough for him. Satan was charged with knocking 3 $75-$100 Disney snow globes from heights above 6'-0"

Sources say: We saw him climbing up the drapes (yes they were open) to get on top of the entertainment center, winding up the globes, doing a little kitty dance, when song was over would push the globe off the edge to its death making room for more Michael Jackson moves. Another source says: The cat was doing the moon walk on its back legs.

5. Arson, setting apartment on fire while owners and child were asleep.

Sources say: While sleeping could not breathe and noticed a flashing light coming from the kitchen. While approaching the kitchen holding his breathe noticed flames touching the ceiling coming from the stove. After putting out the fire and investigating the situation. The story on folded. Cat turned on old style electric stove jumped on top of the refrigerator and knocked the disposable camera on top of the burner that Satan turned on.

Satan has been taken to a home, yes a mental home where he is being observed on a daily basis by the animal society.

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